Renata , Woodford, London
Rating: 1 out of 5
Loft conversion (insulation, walls, plastering, carpentry)
The Man in the Black Suit of Chaos!
This wasn’t building, it was a disaster show. The man in the black suit showed up acting clever, then disappeared for weeks, ignoring every call. His “work”? Insulation with gaps so wide you could park a hand in them, boards falling out like confetti. Materials wasted, deadlines missed, job abandoned, and a mess so bad it cost hundreds to clean and redo. His workers slept on site, crawled at a snail’s pace, and treated ladders like circus props. The only thing built here was frustration. If you want professionalism, run. If you want chaos dressed in a black suit, this is your man.