Britain's Worst Bathroom

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Hayley Kerslake

Chelmsford

My Bathroom Poem....
This bathroom is looking so tired and worn
and it's now just coming of age,
But while 21 is great fun for us all,
for the bathroom there's no hip hooray!
The tiles are loose and out of date
and the taps have limescale galore,
There's mould all over the crumbling grout
and gaps around the floor
The design is bad with nowhere to store
all the toiletries that we need.
There's a smell around the edge of the loo
Where my little boy has wee'd.
The toilet is stained even after a flush
and the seat falls off when you sit!
This bathroom needs to be renewed
We don't like it one little bit!
It would mean a lot to have new sink and loo, Sparkly taps and a new shower too!
But best of all a luxurious bath
If I don't win I hope that I made you laugh!

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