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dawn nicholls


It's not the dark red wood chip
Or the mould upon the mould
Paper hanging off the ceiling
Just because it's old
Not even the great big cupboard
That used to house a tank
Too many items needed
Would really break the bank
Family tell me shell edged bath tubs
We're really quite the rage
And painted tongue & groove
Could really lose its age!
Apparently mosaic tiles were sometimes classed as cool
And a picture rail round your shower wasn't breaking any rule?
For me it's an acceptance but really isn't funny
Cause we can't change our bathroom
Cause we've got no bloody money!!!!

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