My bathroom would have been at home in the nineteen sixties,
Made long before organisations like wickes's!
The tiles are green but you never can tell,
the mould stains and lime scale hide it well.
Enamel baths, I thought, Were hard wareing long lasting,
But my thought where wrong, mine is chipped cracked and rusting.
Although my toilet is new, it needed to be,
A bucket of water was used to flush your wee!
I no longer invite guest or host a lavish do,
Because I shudder if I hear 'can I use your loo?'
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